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ishallsustainamassiveerection:

reasons i want to be hugh jackman

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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weazulgrl:

I just came back in from letting my dog out.

he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”

and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”

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vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

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daniel-stuart:

This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who

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I’d like to say something. It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone, people die everyday. Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he’s still with us, in here. So is Fred, Remus, Tonks, all of them. They didn’t die in vain. But you will! Because you’re wrong! Harry’s heart did beat for us, for all of us! It’s not over!

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foolsgoldd:

selling prints of all these, though I only have a few of each left! A5 size, £8 each plus p&p. message me if you’re interested! <3

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